the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
Star Wars According to a Three Year Old.
Charles L. Mee
Our president, everyone.
in is down, down is front,
out is up, up is back,
off is out, on is in,
left is right, and right is left,
a drop shouldn’t,
and a block and fall does neither.
a prop doesn’t,
and a cove has no water.
tripping is okay,
a running crew rarely gets anywhere,
a purchase line will buy you nothing.
a trap will not catch anything,
strike is work (in fact, lots of work),
and a green room, thankfully, actually isn’t.
now that you’re fully versed in theatrical terms, break a leg!
but not really.